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Fancy titles for a stay-at-home MOM




Do you belong to the generation that goes like this...?

Child: What's for lunch, mom?

You: Veg infused tangy lentil soup and rice.

Only you know that it is the creative name of Sambar. Creativity starts at home. So, I bring you some quirky names to define a stay-at-home mother and her duties. (I write about Moms because "Stay-at-home Dads" is not even a near-future concept from where I come from).

  • Chief Inspiration Officer
  • Culture Evangelist
  • Sleep Therapist
  • Nutrition Troll
  • Home premises Curator
  • Head of Homework
  • Fashion Guru
  • Shopping Champion
  • Expenses Analyst
  • Laundry Lead
  • Online Learning Facilitator (Covid-19 era)
  • Chief Beverage Officer
  • School Project Expediter
  • Item Location Specialist
  • Talent Manager
  • Story Book Narrator
After reading this, you might ask me... "Why? I am a working-mom and I do all these". Then you are a fabulous human being. Pat yourself on the back. Sometimes you may find yourself at your wit's end or feel like doing an unrewarding job as a mom or an employee, worry not, you will reap your rewards at the right time. You are just the progress engine of your family. So, keep it going.





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#funnymom #happymom


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