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Top reasons to quit Facebook


#5 - Everyone else has a better time than you have

Your home page is filled up with 300+ updates, in which your friends go to such exotic places in the world and snap photos and publish them, party hard and updates their moods, or just show off their hobbies and new gadgets they had bought. Which reminds me that I have not been in a party ever since I went to college.

#4 - Getting countless application, games and event invites from your acquaintances

First of all, I was put up with a number of friend requests from every other person you met in your life. Well, I don't mind the frequaintances' requests, but now my inbox gets flooded with the numerous invites from each and every site the people in my friend list visit. Even my 13 year old cousin is on Facebook, and when I asked him how he was let in by breaking the age limit barrier, he says, "Even my school 3rd Grade students are on Facebook, anni!"


#3 - Getting tagged here and there

Sometimes when your school friends tag you on photos in which you look awfully ugly and never want to see them in your lifetime again!

#2 - Crappy status updates which make you say, "Oh, please..."

The funniest part is that the status updates from the indiscreet friends which are quite meaningless, such as, "I made chutney today","I brushed twice yesterday", "My girlfriend is special to me(For God's sake everyone's is).

#1 - Widely used as a matrimonial site

The other day, my friend's parents were looking for a bridegroom and seemed to have found a good match, and the friend wanted to know more so she rang me up and asked me to make a thorough search on Facebook. ;)

And guess there are many more, but all this is all I could come up with.
Yeah, and randomnly liking posts and pictures even though you want to puke on them. hehe...

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  1. Whatever you said here are true.. But I have no other place to kill my time :D

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  3. Why?? Does it look like a Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V 'ed post?

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  4. Why should the last point be a reason to quit facebook??It is natural for a girl to be curious to know abt the guy with whom she is gng to spend the rest of her life..Sneakview into FB was the reason for me gettin impressed with my HB :)

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